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You Playin? 

It something you say to someone who gets out in a game to really annoy them. For instance, if your playin' basketball, or cards or something. Me and my homeboys tried this shit and it's fuckin hilarious.
Man 1 - Damn man, I fuckin got out.

Man 2 - Hey Man... You Playin?

Man 1 - Fuck you man.

Man 2 - Dahahahahah!!!!
You Playin? by Cum-Chup June 25, 2005
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This could be us but you playin' 

A term which is used by someone to describe a couple as an example to hope that the couple goals will be implemented into someone's hopeful relationship
*John sees couple Becky and Sam holding hands and eating ice cream*
*John says to his girlfriend Chloe*: This could be us but you playin'

this could be us but you playin 

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."
*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

you be playin 

A phrase used when a guy wants you
Guy: I want you but you be playin
Girl: how?
you be playin by Shanay May 29, 2017

playin wit you 

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up
"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"
playin wit you by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019

Are you playing AltF4? 

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.
Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

Now you're playing with power 

Nintendo marketing slogan from the 1980s and 1990s.
No, Bobby, just because the Nintendo commercial said "Now you're playing with power!" doesn't mean you get to plug this pair of scissors into an electrical outlet!
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