you are funny 

ur not actually funny

i think you are funny
p.s. ur not

you are funny by hecknaenae May 20, 2017

you are so damn funny

A phrase that should never be spoken or uttered by any mortal being. Legends say that the uttering of the phrase summons demons and curses from the deepest pits of hell. Insults and hurts even the mightiest of men

-shut up
-you are so damn funny

you are so damn funny by the incredible corfiot November 5, 2018

Are you funny now 

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now

Are you funny now by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019

It's funny because you are adopted 

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!

Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

It's funny because you are adopted by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022