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You Wish 

A nonchalant way to insult someone to the point of leaving them speechless.
Person #1:"I look so sexy"

Persn #2:"Bitch,you wish..."
You Wish by YouWishyouWazMe January 24, 2010
Words you can keep

You wish jellyfish 

a popular phrase to deny someone of something
"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'

You wish you were a Delic 

This phrase is used to mockingly imply that someone aspires to be a member of the prestigious Delic family. The Delics are renowned for their wealth, class, and widespread admiration. However, using this expression as an insult suggests that the person being addressed falls short of the Delics' status and is seen as inferior.
Person A: "Hey dude, look at this new watch I just bought!"
Person B: "Ha. You wish you were a Delic."

as you wish

Another way to say "I Love You", from "The Princess Bride"

"Farmer boy, fetch me that pitcher."
"As You Wish."
as you wish by CopyKit December 11, 2008

as you wish

another way to say "I Love You", from the Princess Bride
"Farmboy, fetch me that pitcher."
"As you wish."
as you wish by CopyKit December 11, 2008

as you wish

A phemonimal way to say 'I LOVE YOU.'
As demonstrated by Westley (played by Cary Elwes) and Buttercup (played by Robin Wright) in the 1986 movie 'The Princess Bride.'
Person 1: Buy me an orange hat, farm boy!
Person 2: AS YOU WISH!
as you wish by ramonabuttercup October 8, 2020

Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird 

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.
Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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