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You're a dick 

Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony,

Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything,

You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.
Tony: is that brick welded to that pole?

Everyone: Tony you're a dick.

Tony: I Painted my car dash again....
Everyone: you're a dick.

Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore.
Everyone: your a dick..

Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Everyone: you're a dick
You're a dick by Not jordii November 20, 2020

You're a dick 

Someone you find endearing and could in fact be in love with
Q. Do you know how much i love the Beatles even though i know you think the Stone's are superior??
A. Yeah(dreamy look).....but you're a dick 💜
You're a dick by Starbar78 June 12, 2016

you're such a dick 

Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?
Dude, you're such a dick.
you're such a dick by chodes_knows October 21, 2015

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it 

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day 

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16
Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*
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Respectfully 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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