You're Straight 

Saying the same thing as "you're good" or "its cool"

Sam: I'm sorry I kissed you last night

Sky: you're straight!

Sam: ;)

Sky: ;)

You're Straight by Rice fried August 1, 2016

you're as straight as a circle 

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

you're as straight as a circle by im-so-a-narnian March 7, 2012

You’re as straight as your hair 

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

You’re as straight as your hair by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

you're parent straight 

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*

*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.

you're parent straight by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Tanjiro you're so straight-up 

"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)

THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED

*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*

Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH

*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)

58 minutes later

*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*

*Continues to slam tanjiro*

Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*

Stop what am I making 💀💀💀

Tanjiro you're so straight-up by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023

Later When You're Straighter 

Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.

Hey bill, did you see that Kiss tickets go on sale on the 5th"Later When You're Straighter", dude!

Later When You're Straighter by Uncle Duke October 22, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019