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The Spanish method of pronouncing Joseph.
"Hola Yoseph!"

*Is he talking to me? Oh, uh* - "¿CĂ³mo estĂ¡s señor?"
yoseph by SuitedBadge401 February 11, 2022
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a word used to describe a man perfect in every way. often used by women to illastrate a mans magnificent character, looks, riches and most importantly sexual organs.
woman:'that superman is so wonderful i think he should be called a yoseph'

another woman: 'hmmmm i don't know if he's quite good enougth to be a yoseph'
The sickest mudaf*ckin snowboarder to ever shred the mountains. Rarely seen in public cuz he goes hard.
Example 1
Guy 1: Holy sh*t was that Yoseph?
Guy 2: He just punked real and chance!
Guy 1: YOSEPHHHH!
Yoseph by Moostafarolid August 11, 2010

yoseph broseph 

An expression of greeting to a male "bro."
Guy 1: Why hello there, Chester!

Guy 2: Yoseph broseph! What's crackin nukka?
yoseph broseph by Basswolf December 18, 2007

yoseph picasso 

type of kid that would steal your mcdonalds and your girl
yoseph picasso by slumpgodxxx March 7, 2018
A man that’s a dub &watches OP
yoseph.ig by BBLDRACO May 11, 2022

Dirty yoseph 

When a guy slaps you in the face with a field o so hard that you accidentally have sex with pigs.
Last night some guy did a dirty yoseph on me.
Dirty yoseph by Yopigger March 21, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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