Yorktown High School 

The whitest rich kid school ever where everyone gets a MacBook and there is a pool, but they will bitch abt the swim unit cause they are privileged af. All of the guys are fuckboy laxer dudes who think they are a 10 when they are really a -3 and the girls are stupid hoes especially the dance team which is a white popular girl cult. The whole school juuls and there is a party every single week cause their rich parents couldn’t give a crap abt them. Somehow the whole school gets a 4.2 GPA bc everything in Arlington is a competition.

Oh you go to Yorktown High School you must be a spoiled brat.

Yorktown High School by quackyduck22 November 15, 2018

Yorktown High School 

A ghetto school in Arlington, Virginia where half the school is involved in the drug game and the other half have bullet wounds. Not a great place to be.

Principal: Welcome to Yorktown High School!

New Student: Thank you, I can't wait to -

Principal: *Shoots kid*

Yorktown High School by JesusFingChrist March 11, 2013

Yorktown High School 

A stuck up public school located in North Arlington where the girls are ugly and the boys are asses. Yorktown's team is "The Patriots" which is ironic because everyone there acts like a bunch of upper class anarchists. Really everyone here just wishes they studied harder and made it into the most boss school, H-B Woodlawn

Person A: Why's that guy such an asshole?

Person B: He's from Yorktown High School

Person A: Oh, I should have known that

Yorktown High School by TheFreshmanOf2016 September 16, 2012