Yogurt Licker 

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.

“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”

“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”

Yogurt Licker by FunnyDollar January 23, 2021

yoghurt licker 

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

yoghurt licker by Oj88 December 12, 2017

Gym locker Yogurt 

When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt

Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.

Gym locker Yogurt by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019