AAAAAAH! Yishaiiiiiiii! I just looked and there was a definition apparently by me from 2020 confessing my love to you. So it's been two years and we're still just friends. Maybe one day....
A fishlike creature than is known for having little to no eyesight. Many people compare this blindness to more of a hand-eye coordination problem. Tests show, that when placed in an environment with a ball and a net, The Yishai will miss severely. Many sports players will compare people to / blame "Yishai" when a bad call/play is made.
someone made of awesome. Can be known to make odd noises, and is subject to random fits of hyperactivity. Also enjoys masticating and digesting ethnic food.
I met a Yishian the other day, and she was SO AMAZING!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*