When you have no idea what to say just use this phrase instead.
Police: John did you steal 50kg of potatoes from Walmart?
John: Ummm..... Yes, I suspect Lucky Spurs of cheating!
Police: Understandable sir, have a nice day.
by Mr Vincenzo Vincente October 6, 2020
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