A person Alos know as Colin. Will find random cats and name them skid (skidmark) works at a car wash and will listen to the most annoying things you have to say. He tends to be slow like really really slow only passes history drives a minivan but overall hates it when you want to fuck his sister or mom (btw there hot)
Person: yoo it's Colin ain't his sisterhot dude?
Them: nahhh that's yeewaa my guy
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.