8 year old

Tony lopezes favoite kind of girl

Tony lopez: i like 8 year olds

A smart person: am calling fbi

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING October 8, 2020

8 year old

8 year olds are very annoying people who chat like they are little kids while on some random minecraft server or whatnot.

Example: An 8 year old just said something in really fucking broken english like a little kid.

by DictionaryOfGods March 4, 2023

8 year old

Someone who’s worse than a 12 year old

12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU’D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!

by Himynamesjo192919 May 7, 2022

last 8 years

George W. Bush's presidency (2000-2008)

These last 8 years have been a disaster for our economy!

by classical_liberal December 27, 2011

8 Year Old

An 8 Year Old Is A Type Of Kid That Is Spoiled And Tries Getting An Ugly Girlfriend At A Young Age And Watches Cringe Minecraft And Fortnite Animations 24/7 And Tries Imitating Squid Game And Swears At Others And Complains At Their Parents That The Person They Sweared At Called Them A Bad Word And Trouble Starts They Are Very Annoying And Hated They Are Basically Satan In Disguise.

Alex : HEY UGLIES!
Kevin And Ryan : Stop Being An 8 Year Old Alex.

by Rekt_boi4269 November 25, 2021

8 year old non virgin

An 8 year old who's had sex before

Definition of 8 year old non virgin: Normally means the 8 year old was rapped OR had the chance to sneak away and have sex.
Example:
Friend (8): "I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANY MORE!"
Me: (13): "BRO WHAT!? WHEN I WAS 8 I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT R-3 MEANT ON A CONTROLLER!!!"

by NateOnSchoolChromebook May 30, 2023

The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years

Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .

by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021