yeah no

a smooth way to tell someone fuck no

hey you wanna go to the clay aiken concert? yeah no

by Tivo December 13, 2004

yeah no

A phrase that people now use to start sentences for some goddamn reason.

"Yeah no, I'd love to go commit suicide with you this afternoon. See you at 3!"

by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 3, 2008

yeah no

a Midwestern phrase that means "no" as opposed to the phrase "no yeah" which is a Midwestern phrase meaning "yes"

Yeah no, I'm not coming on Saturday night.

by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019

Yeah no

An annoying and obnoxious phrase uttered by the simple minded, who don't think before they speak. It's a manner of habit for most who use it.

Lance: "Is that included in the price you quoted?"
Rep: "Yeah no, you need to upgrade for that"

by KImCobain April 22, 2015

Yeah no

"Yeah.. No" is a simpler way of saying "Well yes but its not happening". (Example 1)
A Sarcastic way of answering something where you're expected / supposed to answer yes however Your answer is no. (Example 2)
a way to answering someone with "No" but with the "Yes" to reassure that the first statement of ones sentence is correct/"understood" but conclusion is wrong, (Example 3)

Person1: Hey man you might wanna check the doctor x, seems kinda dangerous
person2: yeah....no.

person1: Why the fuck are you staying up till 9am people are already awake, you should go sleep earlier
person2: Yeah no. I'm fine

Person1: Hey dude, we having a party tonight, wanna come along?
Person2: Yeah no sry i'm busy tonight, gotta help dad with something.

by TheGamingPhantoms"SubToMeYt* February 17, 2021

yeah no

a contradictory statement that essentially means "yes, you are correct, but you're an asshole."

Yeah no, me and Meg did go to the Garnets game, but we also threw rocks at philly.

by Matthew A December 22, 2008

yeah no

a yeah no that has no idea

When you ask him his name he says yeah no!

by crockcrocman August 22, 2011