‘To Yanush’ essentially means to cum. This word was founded in Poland after a man by the name of Yanush, who has a chopper bigger than the Empire State Building. Not only is it a long cock, it’s also meaty. The amount of girth Yanush has is out of this world. If you believe the ancient myth, every girl Yanush has banged has been hospitalized and paralyzed and rumour has it, Yanush has nurses by his side when doing the dirty. Nicknamed Super-Yan, he requested the Israeli Iron dome was given to Poland as cum socks aren’t strong enough to withstand his mighty sperm.
Yanush is the semen released after a wank.
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”
Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”
The state of having a lot of yayness, or generally being in a very good mood. It can often result in other people becoming annoyed at the high spirits.
Yanushik is the guy that will beat you at street fighter IV, and any other game that you think you're best at. He knows how to fix your computer, and loves Pixi Sticks. If Pixi Sticks and video games were mixed together, he would be in Heaven, but for now he is on earth solving PC crime, reading about gadgets and kicking your butt at video games.