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Yapmaster 

A yapmaster is someone who yaps a lot, yaps non-stop, or holds whole yap sessions to the point where they are yapping to themselves.
Salvador, you yapmaster! Can't you hear you're the only one talking!? Love you bro dawg
Yapmaster by Therealdefinition3000 August 17, 2024
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yapmasters 

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.
We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!
yapmasters by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

yapmonster 

A term reserved for what is usually a neglected canine whose pathetic constant yapping has terrorized the neighborhood.
I have a plan to kidnap and relocate that little yapmonster and place him with someone who will actually care about the little sweetheart!
yapmonster by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
someone who talks a lot and you try to get their attention
yo yapster, wanna stop talkin?

by Karl Jacobs
Yapster by niko_ January 11, 2023

capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.
I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.
capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021
A person, usually in their early to mid 30s, who is too old to fully embrace the lifestyle of a modern age Hipster (e.g. due to professional reasons, family life).

While holding on to some hipster-esque items, features or behaviors, the Yapster at the same time extensively talks about hipsterism in an ostensibly pejorative way, usually to other Yapster friends.
"Lars has been drinking Club Mate all day while bad-mouthing his Hipster neighbors. He is such a Yapster!"
Yapster by azm0 June 18, 2013

Fapmaster 

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.
Fapmaster by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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