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yapmasters 

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.
We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!
yapmasters by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

yapmonster 

A term reserved for what is usually a neglected canine whose pathetic constant yapping has terrorized the neighborhood.
I have a plan to kidnap and relocate that little yapmonster and place him with someone who will actually care about the little sweetheart!
yapmonster by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
someone who talks a lot and you try to get their attention
yo yapster, wanna stop talkin?

by Karl Jacobs
Yapster by niko_ January 11, 2023

capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.
I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.
capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021
A person, usually in their early to mid 30s, who is too old to fully embrace the lifestyle of a modern age Hipster (e.g. due to professional reasons, family life).

While holding on to some hipster-esque items, features or behaviors, the Yapster at the same time extensively talks about hipsterism in an ostensibly pejorative way, usually to other Yapster friends.
"Lars has been drinking Club Mate all day while bad-mouthing his Hipster neighbors. He is such a Yapster!"
Yapster by azm0 June 18, 2013

Fapmaster 

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.
Fapmaster by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008