Yaksi
Popular game played by all ages. Yaksi involves 2 or more participants and is a turn based game to determine a loser.
Players are to convene at their chosen watering hole and set up a tab at the bar.
Players begin to consume alcoholic beverages in any manner/quantity of their choosing.
Once players have become physically ill or “yak” they are determined to be out, and must discontinue their involvement in the game following a call of “YAKSIiii” by fellow players.
Players must be accompanied by another player or impartial observer at all times to ensure all yaks are accounted for and the correct call of “YAKSI” is conducted.
The last player standing to have not yaked, picks up the tab for the group and is determined to have lost Yaksi.
Any Fake Yaksi should be reported to the playing group. Players found to be involved in a Fake Yaksi are immediately disqualified and must pay the tab as it stands.
Players are to convene at their chosen watering hole and set up a tab at the bar.
Players begin to consume alcoholic beverages in any manner/quantity of their choosing.
Once players have become physically ill or “yak” they are determined to be out, and must discontinue their involvement in the game following a call of “YAKSIiii” by fellow players.
Players must be accompanied by another player or impartial observer at all times to ensure all yaks are accounted for and the correct call of “YAKSI” is conducted.
The last player standing to have not yaked, picks up the tab for the group and is determined to have lost Yaksi.
Any Fake Yaksi should be reported to the playing group. Players found to be involved in a Fake Yaksi are immediately disqualified and must pay the tab as it stands.
Johnno - “Oi cunt, what’d you get up to for New Years”
Barry - “Yeh nah me and the lads got together and played a bit of Yaksi hey”
Johnno - “Yeh sick. How’d ya go, probably lost again you alcoholic prick?”
Barry - “Nah I had some leftover prawns from Chrissy so I yaked early on. Steve took the chocolates in the end”
Johnno - “Oi cunt, I heard you lost Yaksi on New Years! Suck shit”
Steve - “Yeh I’m pretty dirty on that ey”
Johnno - “Whys that, you know the rules? Last to yak picks up the tab”
Steve - “Yer I know, but I called Fake Yaksi on Barry and he reckons he got crook from a prawn! Cunts allergic to shellfish. So he cant even eat prawns the dog-fingerer”
Johnny - “Fuck, what a dog-fingerer”
Barry - “Yeh nah me and the lads got together and played a bit of Yaksi hey”
Johnno - “Yeh sick. How’d ya go, probably lost again you alcoholic prick?”
Barry - “Nah I had some leftover prawns from Chrissy so I yaked early on. Steve took the chocolates in the end”
Johnno - “Oi cunt, I heard you lost Yaksi on New Years! Suck shit”
Steve - “Yeh I’m pretty dirty on that ey”
Johnno - “Whys that, you know the rules? Last to yak picks up the tab”
Steve - “Yer I know, but I called Fake Yaksi on Barry and he reckons he got crook from a prawn! Cunts allergic to shellfish. So he cant even eat prawns the dog-fingerer”
Johnny - “Fuck, what a dog-fingerer”
Yaksi by Violent Professional January 1, 2019
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