yahoo messenger

Buggy crapware that is used to send "instant messages" that are queued for several days before being delivered or possibly lost. Also known to crash if more than three people fart at once, and the third tuesday of every month.

Damn, fucking yahell crahed again!

yahoo messenger by Bunghole August 22, 2003

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yahoo messenger

The worst instant messaging service available on the face of the Earth. Known to drop messages, log-out at random times, and somehow confused with more advanced instant messaging services, such as MSN, AIM, and/or AOL.

Hey, I use Yahoo Messenger! I have no life!

yahoo messenger by TheVoiceInYourHead April 17, 2008

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yahoo messenger

Quite possibly the worst instant messaging protocol to be used today (Although not quite as worse as ICQ)

I personally feel sorry for people that use Yahoo... hey the 1990's called, it wants it's messaging protocol back.

Hey I'm going to send a message to my friend on Yahoo messenger... oh wait that's right, all my friends use AIM or MSN.

yahoo messenger by Domino June 8, 2007

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Yahoo Messenger

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.

Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.

Yahoo Messenger by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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