this is the man that you listen to after you've had a long day of dealing with peoples bs. now your standards are very unrealistic because you want to fall in love with your roommate, best friend or your obsessed yandere boyfriend. his audios never miss. he also likes eggs.
listener: "omg ysf audio just posted an audio about truth or dare with your best friend!!"
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*