you're a

A surefire method to make a joke out of nothing, by taking the last thing someone says to you and prefacing it with "you're a". Best if done repeatedly amongst like-minded folk over a long, long, long period of time.

"I'm going out tonight, but it's just a work thing."
"You're a work thing."

"That guy who comes coming into my cubicle is barking mad."
"You're a barking mad."

by Mr Yoorra July 20, 2007

YOU'RE a...

A pretty fun effing way to talk back to one's mother, no matter what she says. Use with discretion.

Mother: "Are you comfortable enough, sweety?"
Unbelievably rebellious teenager: "Are YOU comfortable enough?!"

Mother: "He's the devil."
Teen: "YOU'RE the devil!"

Mother: "I went shopping."
Incredible Edible Rebel: "YOU went shopping!!!"

by ppcrn April 6, 2005

You're a

Can be used as a pay out or come back.
You are a....

PErson 1: Sing to the taxi man and he will give you a cheap fare.
Person 2: You're a cheap fare

by PNCC September 10, 2009

You're A Colin

To do nothing and everything at the same time

You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.

by IDontLikeCreative January 14, 2022

You're A Colin

You're a Colin if you spell Colin with two L's

Take the L ColLin, You're A Colin

by IDontLikeCreative January 16, 2022

You're A Colin

Gaming terminology to describe someone who is oblivious to everything. A player / person whose skills are questionable at best, but is 'good at everything'.

To do a 'Colin', is to neglect your teammates, to steal loot, to empty rounds into walls from pointblank, blame the dog, and bascially offer nothing to the squad.

Anything that is unquestionably a 'Colin', is a 'Colin'. You know a 'Colin' moment when you see one.

For those who are the 'Colin' you buy levels, sit-back, last to die as you've contributed nothing.

In a Colins eyes you were amazing.

Youve just emptied a mythic drumgun into a wall from pointblank. You proclaim to say'hes one tap'. Your team come over and die - he was full health. You're a colin.

by IDontLikeCreative January 13, 2022

You're a cunt

Say this to people only if they are being the highest form of an asshole to people.
Cunt is the top of the ladder of annoying. It goes from dickhead to asshole then to cunt.
You can't get any higher than cunt.

Oi kyle, you're a cunt... Ya got that?

by Maxcrackers November 4, 2020