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Masturbation to user-generated pornographic videos, viewable on web sites such as www.xtube.com. Unlike offline or partnered masturbation, which is often begun intentionally with the goal of a relatively quick orgasm, xtubation is generally begun unintentionally, or as an escalation of online voyeurism. Many xtubators attempt to delay orgasm until they find a video worth serving as a final destination.
I had no intention to xtubate last night, but before I knew it, I had spent an hour xtubating to my friend's favorite videos, and now my mousepad smells funny.
xtubate by Timbuk2ley July 23, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026