When you think other people who speak other languages are talking about you while speaking the other language in front of you.
I felt such xenolinguinoia after I walked into the mini mart wearing nothing but a lettuce leaf and the two clerks started conversing in Japanese after greeting me in English.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.