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xavie is used when someone, preferably mexican, is so straight they seem gay. either way, we love someone who is xavie
"Xavier is so xavie dude.."
xavie by emiiz May 12, 2023

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.
a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century
XAVIER GORNEY by ancient food sources September 25, 2019

Xavier: Renegade Angel

A show that is good.

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The abbreviated form of the slamming death metal band "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus"
Dave: Hey what's the name of that death metal band you're going to see tonight?

Jason: xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohff
Dave: Holy shit, what's that short for?

Jason: You might wanna sit down

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ultra-underground stuff for dank metalheads. It's a slamming brutal deathcore band which full name is "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure over His First Fresh Fetus"
+I listen to Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
- u mom gay
Xavier is a complicated person. He’s someone you can rely on at all times. He’s nice, caring, sweet, generous, funny, and sometimes a little bit dorky. An Xavier is either really tall or really short. Rarely in the middle. He usually always has good intentions but occasionally fucks shit up. However he always fixes his mistakes and that’s what makes him so special. He’s extremely awkward and dorky at love, even quirky. But once you get to know him, you will truly see what a gentle, caring, gut he is! Sometimes it takes a while for him to get comfortable, but once he does you will see a completely different side of him. When he’s in a awkward situation he laughs like a dork. Once he does find someone he truly loves he will hold onto that person and not betray their trust. However one of his biggest fears of getting close to someone and them cheating or betraying their trust. Specifically his significant other
“He’s so sweet!”
“Yeah...he has to be an Xavier!”