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Man! do you see that guy, he's a real Xank.
Xank by Kneelll October 3, 2020
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you got fucked in the ass by xanked in a game therefore you got fucking xanked bitch.
Yo that kid got fucking xanked, he got 180d and drop shotted fuckin shitter lmaooo
Xanked by xanked February 24, 2019
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Xank xanka Xanked Xanker Xanko Xan Kriegor
The word xanka comes from the ancient greek term 'great friend.' When a caveman wanted to express gratitude for a exquisite friend and overall beautiful person they would simply exclaim; XANK YOU VERY MUCH FRIEND. The word has since then, evolved into the term Xanka.

The term Xanka is now used to express the epitomy of a good person.

see also xanthe
xanka is unbelievable
xanka by Victoria November 9, 2004
A pimple that forms where the hole of the dick is causing a block in the passage way of pee and sperm.
Duuuuude! I totally got a xanker last night, and now when i jack-off my penis swells up. SWEEEET!
Xanker by J-Dizzle Pimp yo April 13, 2007
A case study on the correlation between post covid traumatic stress disorder (PCTSD) and insanity.
"OMG, *insert shitcoin* you have to buy this bro, its the next BTC."

"Hey man can I borrow $3000 from you for me to sell rave tickets? I'll give you $5 for your trouble."

"Are you going to *insert concert*? there are going to be so many sluttyyyyy girls!"

Said a Xanko.
Xanko by doublecheck May 10, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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