Xanko

A case study on the correlation between post covid traumatic stress disorder (PCTSD) and insanity.

"OMG, *insert shitcoin* you have to buy this bro, its the next BTC."

"Hey man can I borrow $3000 from you for me to sell rave tickets? I'll give you $5 for your trouble."

"Are you going to *insert concert*? there are going to be so many sluttyyyyy girls!"

Said a Xanko.

by doublecheck May 10, 2022

Xanfool

Xanfool is an up and coming brand launched off by 14 year olds Hayden Woods and Caden Hoang. Started in late 2021, Woods had the bright idea to put his plan into works after direct messaging Babysantana on Instagram for a period of time after seeing him feature in a Trippie Redd concert. His partner Hoang, helped establish designs and brand ideas with Woods that eventually led to their first release featuring the "bats" zip up jacket and their all exclusive Xanfool designed graphic tee. Since the launch of Xanfool, the company has grown substantially in Woods' hometown of Warner Robins, GA, and grown a lot more among celebrities. Artists such as yvngxchris, santana, and majjins, have been seen on social media wearing Xanfool and even performing with the merchandise on stage. After accumulating more than 900 followers on Instagram in the span of just 3 months, Xanfool is on an active path for success.

Nathan: Yo, have you seen that new Xanfool brand that Majjins was wearing on IG?

Trevor: Yeah, that brand is definitely next up.

by lopeeezy December 14, 2021

Xango Juice

The latest edition of the oldest scam in the book: The Pyramid Scheme. This time it's the "multi-layered marketing" of a $25.00 bottle of magical juice made from a fruit called mangostein. Essentially it's the same juice you can buy from Cosco for about $2.00 a bottle. But you're not buying juice, as these snake oil salesman claim, you're buing a "distribution business" to make $100,000 a month in passive income. Yeah, you're buying a business that requires you to spend a minimum of $100 per month on overpriced juice. And to make money you have to get suckers to sign up to purchase $100 worth of juice a month and they have to get more people to sign up, ect. ect. ect. Then they tell you to write off any expenses you incurr (such as cable bills, beer costs, and internet access expenses)as "business expenses" related to your bogus juice business. I don't know what's more pathetic, the scam itself or the dozens of poor, dumb and desperate downtrodden idiots who show up to those Xango meetings listening to obvious plants in the audience claiming to make $200,000 a month in juice money.

Frank is 50, has a degree in gym, is divorced and his entire retirement savings consists of fifty bucks and the lottery ticket he bought this morning. But now he has hope because he signed up to pay $100 a month for juice he doesn't even like in hope of someday earning $800,000 an year in passive income with his own Xango Juice distribution business.

by Yo Mamie January 5, 2008

xandon

a legendary thing which represents the split of good and evil and more powerful than most things a destructive thing which will stop at nothing to rule.

If the Xandon is destroyed the world will be ruined.

by legendmilky December 19, 2012

Xanked

you got fucked in the ass by xanked in a game therefore you got fucking xanked bitch.

Yo that kid got fucking xanked, he got 180d and drop shotted fuckin shitter lmaooo

by xanked February 24, 2019

xanka

The word xanka comes from the ancient greek term 'great friend.' When a caveman wanted to express gratitude for a exquisite friend and overall beautiful person they would simply exclaim; XANK YOU VERY MUCH FRIEND. The word has since then, evolved into the term Xanka.

The term Xanka is now used to express the epitomy of a good person.

see also xanthe

xanka is unbelievable

by Victoria November 9, 2004

xanosexual

Where you only show attraction to the legendary one who goes by “Xano”

Damn, Xano so fine I think I’m xanosexual

by DefinitelyNotXano March 19, 2021