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Xaine
A Xaine will always be there for you, no matter what. They're there to listen and give you great advice. A Xaine is a really good guy and can be a great boyfriend. They gets confused easily and and are very persistent, but that's why people love Xaine's. They have beautiful eyes, a gorgeous smile, and such an amazing personality. A Xaine's humor is beyond compare and making people happy is their mission they always tend to complete.
Xaine seems really cool.
Xaiden
A boy with a big, kind heart. His head in the clouds, skipping through parks and stopping to listen for the pretty birds. He is sweet and loved and has many passions.
But that’s all a persona. This kid likes to get hot and heavy. The ladies have seen him perusing and catching a word of his manly scent leaves them horny for days. He’s mysterious and edgy and brooding. You can’t get enough of this hot piece of meat. Some call him a mix of Tyler Joseph and Dom Harrison, some call him a God. Either way, you know who he is. He’s Xaiden.
But that’s all a persona. This kid likes to get hot and heavy. The ladies have seen him perusing and catching a word of his manly scent leaves them horny for days. He’s mysterious and edgy and brooding. You can’t get enough of this hot piece of meat. Some call him a mix of Tyler Joseph and Dom Harrison, some call him a God. Either way, you know who he is. He’s Xaiden.
Boy: “Oh man that Xaiden is so cool! I want to be him.”
Girl: “He is! I want to date him. Can I get a haiyyyyaaaa!!”
Girl: “He is! I want to date him. Can I get a haiyyyyaaaa!!”
Xaiden by Ur_l8_m8 ;) April 16, 2020
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