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aka- Alprazolam, Xanor, Alprax, and Niravam
is in a group of drugs called benzodiazepines (ben-zoe-dye-AZE-eh-peens). It affects chemicals in the brain that may become unbalanced and cause anxiety.

Aprox: 88 different sizes shapes and colors.

Most common-

Oval Blue "football"- 1mg
Oval Orange "football" .25mg
White Rectangle "Bar"- 2mg

Colors:
Yellows, Greens, Pinks,

Shapes:
Round, Oval, Rectangle, Triangular...

Strengths:
.25mg .5mg 1mg 2mg 3mg -

YES: 3mg..!
Bro you need to take a "XANEX BAR"... and chill the f' out!!!
XANEX by URBAN N.VA June 7, 2010
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xanex bars 

a pill that straight fucks you up for about 5 hours. You cant walk straight, you cant talk straight, you cant think straight, and eventually theres a good chance you will pass out and not remember what happened the day before. Its like being drunk, but in pill form. It is hands down one of the best pharmaceutical drugs out there. :)
Yo man i was so fucked up yesterday, my friend brought over some xanex bars it was fucking awsome!!We...we...uhhh...wait what did we do yesterday?
xanex bars by -Jason Super Fly- March 4, 2009
The best person in the entire universe with a soft touch and a heart that loves with no brakes
The most genuine person on earth that keeps on caring no matter what. This person has a heart made of gold and I'll forever love my Xanelle so if you get blessed to meet one KEEP HER she is wife material and always will cheer you up. Such a loyal and nurturing person with a sense of humor that will never disappoint

Forever and Always she will be known as the sweetest soul
Xanelle is the best girlfriend in the entire world
Xanelle by Eric22 May 4, 2020

Xanaxplanation 

When you have to make up an explanation for the night before, because you took Xanax and have no idea what you did.
You better have a damn good Xanaxplanation for last night. viagravation qualudicrous

Xanax-up 

The use of prescription anxiety medication (obtained either through a doctor or from friends) when experiencing a moment of extreme panic or facing a potentially stressful situation.
"Oh shit man, I ain't ready for that test...I gotta Xanax-up!"
Xanax-up by dr: beatnik September 1, 2013

Xanax Boat 

A quantity of 1000 pills of Xanax also referred to as a Jug
Fat Nick: I got real smoke, Xanax boats
Won't jump the porch without my pole
Serving out the Texaco
Smokin' Pemex, Lil Mexico
Xanax Boat by ToasterBoi420 September 30, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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