Wyoming, Michigan
A town that nothing significant ever happens in. Others from the state of Michigan haven’t heard of it and assume you are talking about the State of Wyoming. The local high school is infamous for having their varsity quarterbacks peak in high school, and can often be seen the year after they graduate attending lame high school homecoming dances with girls who don’t relive how pathetic that actually is.
When they are 30 they realize that they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year. Despite being a large and diverse town, not one person of any importance has ever came from the town. The biggest accomplishment you can have is not getting pregnant or knocking anyone up before your 21st birthday.
The world would be better off if the town just disappeared in the mist. Know one would come looking for it. And the worlds amount of people with STD’s would be cut in half.
When they are 30 they realize that they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year. Despite being a large and diverse town, not one person of any importance has ever came from the town. The biggest accomplishment you can have is not getting pregnant or knocking anyone up before your 21st birthday.
The world would be better off if the town just disappeared in the mist. Know one would come looking for it. And the worlds amount of people with STD’s would be cut in half.
Wyoming, Michigan by Stacy’s Dad September 30, 2019
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