the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
by moodybluesman April 1, 2009
Get the phone-keys-wallet mug.The Wellerman is an employee of the 19th-century Australian whaling company the Weller Bros. The Wellerman brings supplies to the whaling stations, and takes away the whale oil accumulated since the last visit.
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Get the wellerman mug.A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.
"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"
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Get the Wellend mug.by Shezzar January 8, 2014
Get the Wallet rape mug.A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.
Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.
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Get the Walletosis mug.A person that no matter what you say.. The first words out of mouth are WELLL...then passive aggressive comments follow about how you are incorrect or a different way of doing things. Wellers are well known for prolonging meetings in the workplace. Never being wrong also is a common trait of Wellers.
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