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Wurz

a german boy who fell inlove with USA culture, lives in texas Alabama and loves cutting off dick, he has the cock size of the Eiffel tower
YooqiKun: I want Wurz to cut off my penis
Zyro: same
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Wurzel

Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
by Ikraam M October 12, 2021
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Wurzelling

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.
Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
by iwys July 24, 2007
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Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007
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Wurzaling

Talking complete bollocks, being over competitive, childish, rude and pathetic. Displaying signs of musical snobbery in an unsuccessful attempt to appear 'cool' and 'individual'.
Also disputing anything anyone says to try and prove 'superior' intellect and refusing to back down even in the knowledge that they are wrong.
Wurzal. being him or acting like him .............................................................................................................
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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wurzle

the number 1 tractor driver at a banger track who has mad hair days
god hes as mad as wurzle
by wurzle September 23, 2008
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Wurzle

The mental tractor driver from Standlake
"Look wurzles on two wheels coming out of the pit gate!"
by Ryan Pike October 2, 2006
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