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Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
Wurzel by Ikraam M October 12, 2021
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Wurzelling 

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.
Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
Wurzelling by iwys July 24, 2007

Doctor Wurzel 

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
Doctor Wurzel by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007

Wurzaling 

Talking complete bollocks, being over competitive, childish, rude and pathetic. Displaying signs of musical snobbery in an unsuccessful attempt to appear 'cool' and 'individual'.
Also disputing anything anyone says to try and prove 'superior' intellect and refusing to back down even in the knowledge that they are wrong.
Wurzal. being him or acting like him .............................................................................................................
Wurzaling by anonymous March 28, 2004
the number 1 tractor driver at a banger track who has mad hair days
god hes as mad as wurzle
wurzle by wurzle September 23, 2008
The mental tractor driver from Standlake
"Look wurzles on two wheels coming out of the pit gate!"
Wurzle by Ryan Pike October 2, 2006