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Wumbo Wongus 

A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D
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