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Wren Academy

A school that had a teacher convicted of pedophelia, and a shit-ass prison camp where children suffer from teachers bullsh*t. Fake little rats, year 7 boys who think they’re all that, year 9 girls who believe they’re models, The teachers are absolute nonces
“ayo wagwan, what school you at?”
Wren Academy bro
“Bredrin that’s badddddd bro u got ms knight and everything”
Wren Academy by baddie b grrrrrrr August 16, 2021

Wren academy

The school for poshos and nonces
If you go there I feel sort for you
Person: yo wagwan pifting u got any p g

Wren kid: why no sir but I have something for you

Person: what

Wren kid: a number for childline it’s 0800 1111 I learnt this in Wren Academy maybe you should go
Wren academy by TheRobloxMandem December 16, 2019

Wren academy

Very bad school if I must say so myself The kids there are such wannabe roadmen or neeks. And the teachers are so strict ffs
Likkle year 7: what u telling me fam run me some ps rn or ill chef u up.
Year 10: who do yu think yu are 😂 this what yutes in wren academy r like
Wren academy by tekkyyy October 21, 2021
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