Wooking Stick 

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.

That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets

Wooking Stick by Redkamel August 19, 2018

Wooing Stick 

a dick that has the power to mesmerize a woman.

Once she got a look at my wooing stick it was all she could do to contain herself.

Wooing Stick by Therealsquirrel October 10, 2008