woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.

Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.

by Bro-Central November 26, 2017

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

Woof Woof Meow

Woof Woof Meow is a slang term used by simp slayers in order to mimic the sounds of a simpess with the goal of luring as many simps as possible out.

Ashwin having found the simp's den in the Brazilian rain forest prepared to lure it out.

"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"

The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.

by Simphunter43 March 28, 2020

woof and meow

Chinese food, commonly disguised as chicken or beef. In reality it's dog and cat meat.

Let me get some of that woof and meow on rice wit a egg roll .

by La Definer December 6, 2017

Woofmeister

The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:

Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"

Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."

by Freebase90 April 27, 2009