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woof me by Bro-Central November 26, 2017
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Woof Woof Meow
Woof Woof Meow is a slang term used by simp slayers in order to mimic the sounds of a simpess with the goal of luring as many simps as possible out.
Ashwin having found the simp's den in the Brazilian rain forest prepared to lure it out.
"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"
The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.
"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"
The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.
Woof Woof Meow by Simphunter43 March 28, 2020
woof and meow
woof and meow by La Definer December 6, 2017
Woofmeister
The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Mike: "Word."
Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009
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