Woodsy Fart

Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.

I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.

My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.