When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
by Patrick Gora October 09, 2006
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The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006
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by Woodpecker October 04, 2006
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by phjls83 August 18, 2003
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