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When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?

Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.

Girl 2: Yup
by Patrick Gora October 09, 2006
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A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser
Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs
by Wakwok March 16, 2016
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A thot that only sucks dick in the morning so she pecks the morning wood
"Man that thot was she's a woodpecker"
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by Jookson910 September 15, 2018
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The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006
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a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head
she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.
by Woodpecker October 04, 2006
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a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob
charlene africa is a woodpecker
by phjls83 August 18, 2003
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