Woodenkey

A woodenkey (Plural: Woodenkies) is used to call a short person who acts gay, but says that he/she isn't. They usually get very angry when they are wrong about something, and are always scared of anything that requires problem solving.

My short friend keeps talking about sucking dick.
Oh, he's probably a woodenkey.

Woodenkey by Bigdickfucker112 November 24, 2021

wonderkey 

definite greatness god beliving high thinking

warner is a wonderkey

wonderkey by 420...lve it December 25, 2008

Wordeney 

To be creepy or behave in a stalkerish manner

"Did he you hear about Tom following Emily home?"
"Yeah, he is acting wordeney"

Wordeney by Curly-M February 14, 2012

woodiney 

a peice of wood that is very large and has been stripped of all its black bark and covered in hair and very rare to find

jack has sold a massive woodiney for £100 and paid £30 to farm it from stans bushes

woodiney by bombboy123 March 24, 2023