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Woodenkey

A woodenkey (Plural: Woodenkies) is used to call a short person who acts gay, but says that he/she isn't. They usually get very angry when they are wrong about something, and are always scared of anything that requires problem solving.

My short friend keeps talking about sucking dick.
Oh, he's probably a woodenkey.

by Bigdickfucker112 November 24, 2021