Wooden indian

you fuck a girl with a wooden indian an then throw her in front of a bus

ii totally just did the ol' wooden indian on that skank the other night

by Dr. FuH-ZOoLeE September 22, 2004

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010