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did you see those woodchucks saved another basement yesterday?
woodchuck by hateraider May 17, 2011
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

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A whole dam lot.
Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

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You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
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Woodchucked

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Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.



Example:

*three guys are at the mall*

Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!

Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.

*women turns around*

Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked
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woodchucknorris 

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The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.
Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.
woodchucknorris by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

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a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.
Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.
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