A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.
I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant
by Boris from Russia October 26, 2006
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She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.
by mollytim August 21, 2008
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causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.
by Notwontons November 29, 2009
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A euphemism for any word that needs a euphemism
OO Jenn, please spike my wonton
by rhcp_rock March 17, 2006
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When you put one testicle in a girls vagina and one her bum hole and twist them around in a circular pattern.
I wonton'd ur mom last night in front of your little sister.
by Felipe Gonagia April 1, 2007
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used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events
1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son
by rule4080 March 30, 2012
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