Wonky Will

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wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

wonky willy by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

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wanky will

the act of true love and admiration of a discreet few in society, followed by hot sex

im her wanky willl

wanky will by jared chaney December 12, 2017

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Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.

boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫

Willy Wonky by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020

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Willa Wonky

You’ve heard of Willy Wonka, now get ready for... Willa Wonky.

Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”

Look at her, she’s definitely Willa Wonky.

Willa Wonky by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

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willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.

Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).

willy-wonky by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017

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Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis

"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"

Willy wonky by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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