wonky eye Share definition Flag one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards. "in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face." wonky eye by westweird ho December 6, 2006 Words you can keep railfan mug chonk mug chud mug based mug 67 mug slime mug mogging mug chopped mug thot mug glazing mug huzz mug yams mug larp mug unc mug cracked mug simp mug baddie mug bop mug lolcow mug