Wonga wonga

a very beautiful woman that smells very bad. hot woman smelly

"yo i wanted to bag that lady over there but when i walked closer and realized she was a wonga wonga i instantly changed my mind."

by sarah ska August 9, 2009

wonga

English Romany word for money. Originally means burning embers and in other european Romani dialects 'angaar' still has that meaning. In 18th and 19th century English 'coal' also meant money. Wonga is the romani calque.

moola, dosh, bread, wonga, I don't care as long as its money

by klidenengro September 10, 2004

wonga

Money, cash, dollar, change.

I gots no wonga

by Pagslar January 15, 2011

wonga

goofy looking and or messed up

His clothes are so "wonga"!!!

by Joe Dog April 23, 2005

wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

by REL74 February 18, 2010

wonga

A term in reference to larger women who belive they are sexy. It comes from the fact that good mates will pay £260 (the price of a loan from a short term instant lender) in return for having sex with someone exceptionally fat. Often predatory, they tend to pick on young lonely males. There BMI is over 30 and they tend to be between the ages of 27 and 40.

Just pulled a wonga cringe

by Dropit2popit July 6, 2011

wonga

As universal and versatile as fuck. This word is filler when experiencing the phenomena know as brain fart.

"How are you for!" Mary Began. "To uncle of all the candy?"

"...um... wonga." Johny replied while kicking a stone and playing pocket pool.

by Vironex July 22, 2006