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women be shopping 

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.
Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
women be shopping by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
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Women Be Shopping 

1. The act of perusing and/or drooling over many men and then purchasing them without the intention of multiple uses.

2. Having multiple mens and continue to search and contract more.
Yo, you SEENT Quadreesha?!
She was all up on Malik and then she was over at Juan's shack but the night before she had been at Riverton's pad.
oh, and she be sluttin' it up, too.
yo, women be shopping!
Women Be Shopping by Filthy December 1, 2004

Women Be Shoppin' 

Humans, of the female sex persuasion, are generally inclined to engage in the act of commerce. To that end, women do tend to engage in retail commercial transactions for receipt of items in exchange for currency. Likewise, it is a fact that females in all age brackets thoroughly enjoy the commerce related activities.
Whilst cruising the local retail centre, and upon observing several female patrons huddled together handling multiple containers of newly-purchased items, a young man glances at his cohort and says simply: "Women be shoppin'!"

Do women be shoppin? 

I question that only true men answer with yes
Do women be shoppin? by IhaveHIV October 26, 2020

Women Be Shoppin

you know when a woman goes shopping and they try to explain what they want, and it makes no sense and then they finally see what they want...then change their minds and all you can think of is what the hell are you doing!!?

whenever theres a moment where an individual (boy or girl) makes no sense and is frustrating everyone with their stupidity or lack of common sense
"yo kyle's tryna tell everyone that michael jackson still alive" WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!

"my teacher kicked me out for sneezing in class" what did he do after "he said hes failing me for the year" WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!
Women Be Shoppin by bizerker66 July 21, 2011
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