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Why'd you kill that woman?
A female retard "Why'd you kill that woman?"
Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"
Hym "Because they're the best ones to kill! It's so much more satisfying than killing a man! It's the only justice the world will ever know!"
Why'd you kill that woman? by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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That woman downstairs
That woman downstairs by Joshuaua June 2, 2018
Good Looking Woman Disease
A disease that is prevalent in good looking women as a result of getting used to men doing things for them. The disease makes them lazy, gives them a sense of always expecting guys to do things for them, and a sense of knowing they can get away with inappropriate behavior. The disease also causes them to act inconsiderate to men since they know they can get away with it because of their looks.
Every girl at work spends one hour every Friday afternoon to write up their weekly report except Lisa. Any of the guys at work are glad to do it for her since she is so good looking. She know she will never have to write the report because she has Good Looking Woman Disease.
Jodi, who has Good Looking Woman Disease, got an A on the group project although she didn't do any of the work. Tom, Brian, and Tim asked her to be in their group because she is good looking and they did her share of the work.
Tammy was 30 minutes late for her date. She has Good Looking Woman disease and does not respect people's time.
Jodi, who has Good Looking Woman Disease, got an A on the group project although she didn't do any of the work. Tom, Brian, and Tim asked her to be in their group because she is good looking and they did her share of the work.
Tammy was 30 minutes late for her date. She has Good Looking Woman disease and does not respect people's time.
Good Looking Woman Disease by G Chan March 31, 2009
woman driver
An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.
Friend: Hey man where's your ride?
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."
Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."
Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."
woman driver by c-lite January 24, 2011
woman driver
What happens when she runs out of bread for making sandwiches and the man isn't around to keep her under control, very dangerous, remain at least 3 lanes away
Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese
Second only in shitty driving to the Chinese
Shit! It's a woman driver avoid her, that bitch had better be on the way to the grocery store or back to the kitchen
woman driver by Bob Johnson from Bobville April 2, 2009
woman driver
Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver's score
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
woman driver by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026