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Wolodymyr Selenskyj 

Wolodymyr Selenskyj is the current president of the Ukraine. He has such massive balls, his sheer presence darkens the sun.
Person A: "My balls are as big as Wolodymyr Selenskyj's!"
Person B: "Nah bro, that's cap."

Person A: "Have you heard of Wolodymyr Selenskyj? He said 'I don't need a ride, I need ammo' when he was fighting for Ukraine."
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Volodymyr Zelenskyj 

A very sexy and powerful man who suffers from giga balls síndrome and has a pp of 2 light years
Wow Volodymyr Zelenskyj is so badass