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woldingham school 

this is the school for the posh girls of london whose parents wanted to send out into the green hills of surrey and boast to their friends about their beautiful daughters attending britain’s leading girls boarding school. However the woldingham girls tend to spend daddy’s money on baccy pouches and novos. they spend their days in either wandsworth common or covent garden. woldingham girls will also deny that they are torys and say that they actually come from ‘a very labour family’
you go to woldingham you must be so posh aha

na g i ain’t posh i may go wold but i’m bare different uno

ah she’s such a woldingham school girl
woldingham school by anonymous November 8, 2020
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Woldingham School 

Sloane Central, located in a picturesque valley. Only the best go there. Daddy will buy u wat u want...Just think of the fun you could have @ an all girls Sacred Heart Catholic boarding school with Ann Summers just next door' Bloody Sexy too
Its literally actually basically the best place to be
Woldingham School by Chief December 24, 2003

Woldingham school 

Most girls who go there think their the shit by dying their hair crusty blond, smoking baccy 24/7 and owning the most unique coat on earth, a north face xoxo
*woldingham school girl to any private school boy called Hugo

“Rahhh, ur sooo leng, wanna get off?”

Woldingham school 

Based in 700 acres of rolling Surrey hills, woldingham school is the hub for lesbian sex, ket addicts and black air forces. Most girls only show up to school to “Chong” in the mill center toilets with their posh friends who claim to be “not that rich”, and “purely well off”. Woldingham school girls often blem in their natural habitat, Wandsworth common, but do not be startled if you see them causing a disruption on the train to east grinstead or platform 13 at Clapham junction.
Rah yeah i go woldingham school.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026