woldingham school

this is the school for the posh girls of london whose parents wanted to send out into the green hills of surrey and boast to their friends about their beautiful daughters attending britain’s leading girls boarding school. However the woldingham girls tend to spend daddy’s money on baccy pouches and novos. they spend their days in either wandsworth common or covent garden. woldingham girls will also deny that they are torys and say that they actually come from ‘a very labour family’

you go to woldingham you must be so posh aha

na g i ain’t posh i may go wold but i’m bare different uno

ah she’s such a woldingham school girl

woldingham school by anonymous November 8, 2020

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Woldingham School

Sloane Central, located in a picturesque valley. Only the best go there. Daddy will buy u wat u want...Just think of the fun you could have @ an all girls Sacred Heart Catholic boarding school with Ann Summers just next door' Bloody Sexy too

Its literally actually basically the best place to be

Woldingham School by Chief December 24, 2003

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Woldingham school

Most girls who go there think their the shit by dying their hair crusty blond, smoking baccy 24/7 and owning the most unique coat on earth, a north face xoxo

*woldingham school girl to any private school boy called Hugo

“Rahhh, ur sooo leng, wanna get off?”

Woldingham school by Nicki Minaj the queen of rap November 20, 2021

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Woldingham school

Based in 700 acres of rolling Surrey hills, woldingham school is the hub for lesbian sex, ket addicts and black air forces. Most girls only show up to school to “Chong” in the mill center toilets with their posh friends who claim to be “not that rich”, and “purely well off”. Woldingham school girls often blem in their natural habitat, Wandsworth common, but do not be startled if you see them causing a disruption on the train to east grinstead or platform 13 at Clapham junction.

Rah yeah i go woldingham school.

Woldingham school by Kiki.gissxxx May 25, 2023

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

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3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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