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wokus pokus 

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.
Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.
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Wokus Pokus 

The invocation of race, sexuality or gender to repel or attract criticism of a corporate product to raise its profile whilst lending itself a cynical veneer of virtue.
Movie/product/commercial created to cause controversy.

Social media backlash, argument and bad feeling raise the profile of movie/product/commercial.

Corporation tweets:

‘You just didn’t like the movie/product/commercial because you are a racist/homophobe/sexist/transphobe/gammon/nazi.’

Response:

Wokus Pokus. #wokuspokus
Wokus Pokus by Hypnotron January 13, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026