WoFuS 

WoFuS is a scale that has become a defacto standard for rating women's attractiveness.

It combines the effect of “beer goggles” and the regret of having sex with a particular woman. The scale utilizes two digits in order to achieve this.

The 1st digit refers to the number of drinks (one beer or a shot)one has to consume in order to be attracted enough to want to have sex with the woman. The 2nd digit measures the regret of having had sex with the same woman upon sobering up. This measure is from 0 to 10. Zero means that the woman is attractive enough to have sex with completely sober. Ten is very extreme and usually means severe psychological trauma or death, as would be the case if one had sex with a woman with AIDS, or one’s own mother.

Attractive women are rated as 0 0, since one can have sex with them sober and regret nothing. The WoFuS rating for these women now takes on a third digit. Third digit is a scale of 1 to 10 of how attractive a woman is. Ten is extremely rare and is a benchmark for what a woman should look like, usually a celebrity. Any woman that is rated 0 0, is referred to as a “double O”. Double Os essentially have their own category within WoFuS, and aside from the 00 part it is just like a common 1 to 10 rating scale.

For extremely ugly women, WoFuS users simply give them a generic rating of 20 10. Meaning 20 drinks will put one in a state of blackout/alcohol poisoning, just to wake to a considerably decreased desire to live

Example 1) if one were to WoFuS a woman as a 4 2 it means that one would need to have had four drinks to have sex with her. And once one sobers up, on a scale of 0 to 10 one’s regret would be at 2. This could possibly be a chunky woman with whom an awkward future encounter is anticipated, hence a bit of regret.

Example 2) If one were to WoFuS a woman as a 00 9 (pronounced “double O nine”) that would mean that it is one of the most attractive women that one have ever seen.

WoFuS by WoFuS _D March 24, 2010

WOFS 

English acronym standing for Waste Of Fucking Space. Can be Waste Of Flipping Space if you want to be a bit more polite but is used to describe people who are just that. The ones that seem to have no useful contribution to make to the human race or anything else and make you wonder just where evolution went wrong.

"Malcolm's just been sat on his ass all day, hasn't done a fucking thing except feed his face and drink tea. He hasn't so much as lifted a finger even though the rest of us are run ragged."
"What a WOFS!"

WOFS by AKACroatalin March 13, 2015

Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021

Wogussy

A Wogussy is a type of humanized Pumpkin Porn.

Damn this wogussy is hot, my mouth is dripping.

Wogussy by CursedThomasTheTankEngine69 August 5, 2022

wousy

the one friend who tries conversing but only gets an obnoxious noise in response

wousy: hows your day going travis?
travis: ashglhagasjgkasg

wousy by fishbowl0180 July 6, 2020

wojus 

Wojus (adjective)
Irish slang for 'poor' or 'bad'.

This cup of tea is wojus.

wojus by BrianMcA March 29, 2007

Wousse 

Somebody who is scared of doing something, generaly for a good reason. It is also used with the "Tousse" a lot. Is very similar to the other words like: "Fif", "Moumoune", "Plotte".

Wousse qui tousse !
Osti que c't'une wousse !
Sale wousse !
Wousse qui tousse n'amasse pas mousse.

Wousse by Labomouse June 11, 2009