Wokie 

A white person usually female, they try to defend minorities but end up coming off racist/sexist/phobic instead of progressive.

“Man Becky is a wokie, she claims orcs are black people!”

Wokie by Gemgirl April 6, 2021

wokie 

A wokie is an individual who is woke, someone that emits higher grace and does not shy away from sharing his or her insights on the topic, regardless of the actual possession of said knowledge.

Sam: Hey Adam, how was cheese and wine last night with the alumni?

Adam: Those fedora tipsters are a bunch of wokies just after a few glasses. I had to down a bottle ahead of time just to keep up.

wokie by seeleenotsillyonlyclee April 5, 2019

wokie 

when people want a cookie for acting woke

man to coworker: "I just think it's terrible that our boss didn't listen to your ideas because you're a woman. I once went to a seminar about this, and I would have done a much better job of listening to you."

coworker: "Would you like a wokie?"

wokie by JMGA88 July 10, 2017

wokie 

one who is past the age of 16, but rides bikes to places.

"look at that guy riding that bike!"
"he looks like he's 19?"
"i know, he is such a wokie!"

wokie by SigmundCaulfied January 17, 2010

Wokie 

The "Awake" people Wokie are coexistant to The "Sleeping" people. They do not live on Earth. Wokie is an obfuscation to being seperated from being open minded to the opened and receivable. Wokies are only found through the contestment of bearing the example of "Their Awareness"

Otherwise pungent to the olfactary syndrome, so maybe that is why none live on Earth.

"There are no Wokies on Earth"

Wokie by pToo pLoose December 23, 2020

Wokie 

Someone who indulges in conspiracy theories even when the theories are clearly false, an easy to fool person who will believe and regurgitate said conspiracy theories even with logical lack of evidence usually with the purpose to satisfy their egocentric agendas, a gullible person for sure. Usually get their information from he-said-they-said sourced sensationalist videos found all across the world wide web. This type of person says things like "judgement day is coming soon" every time some major disaster happens such as bad weather, a celebrity releasing a risqué musical video, or a politician passing a law that goes against their views. Often when asked for sources know that their sources are so bad that they will leave the conversation or simply say do your own re-search, which for them means to watch an echo chamber of conspiracy videos.

In some cases politicians who have no logical responses for the shameful acts they commit, engage into creating conspiracy theories about their opponents in an effort to use the Wokie population against their opposition. Since wokies are easily manipulated with anything that scares them and hold a hive mind echo chamber, they can be used to the service of that politician. I.E. Donald Trump and all his supporters.

Mark is such a wokie, he believes and repeats even the most loosely made up conspiracy theories when his preferred politician loses, he even went as far as to raid the capitol hill on the basis that the politicians were responsible for how miserable he is.

Wokie by HatesPeopleHatesYou September 21, 2021

Wokie dokie 

The agreement with woke thoughts

I think that all you are saying is wokie dokie

Wokie dokie by Jimbozho June 25, 2023